Do you like pork? Corn whiskey? Wrasslin with horses and small bears? XBox? Cheese sammiches and brown dope? If so, I'm yer Captain Posey Pants.

Friday, May 27, 2005

Wow, what an amazing opportunity...to get my ass ripped off by scamming motherfuckers..

DEAR SIR/MADAM,STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL..I AM DR KADIRI USMAN THE FINANCIAL CONTROLLER IN THE NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUMCORPORATION (NNPC) HERE IN LAGOS, MY COLLEAGUES HAVE ASSIGNED ME TO SEEKASSISTANCE OF A RELIABLE FOREIGN COMPANY OR AN INDIVIDUAL THROUGH WHOMWE CAN TRANSFER THE SUM OF US$30,000,000 (THIRTY MILLION U.S. DOLLARS) WHICHAROSE FROM THE DELIBERATE OVER-INVOICING OF SOME CONTRACTS AWARDED BY THECORPORATION IN THE TWILIGHT DAYS OF THE LAST MILITARY REGIME.HOWEVER, THE CURRENT FAVOURABLE POLITICAL/ECONOMIC CLIMATE IN THE COUNTRYSINCE THE HAND OVER FROM MILITARY TO DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED GOVERNMENTNOW PRESENTED AN OPPORTUNITY FOR THIS MONEY TO BE TRANSFERRED OUT OF THECOUNTRY.YOUR CONTRACT ADDRESS WAS MADE AVAILABLE TO ME THROUGH A BUSINESS CONSULTANT.HE ASSURED ME OF YOUR COMPANY'S VIABILITY AND CAPABILITY IN BUSINESSTRANSACTIONS THOUGH HE DID NOT KNOW MY REAL INTENTIONS, THIS ASSURANCE GAVEMECOURAGE TO LINK YOU UP FOR THIS PARTICULAR TRANSACTION, AND I HOPE IT WILLBE OF MUTUAL BENEFIT TO ALL OF US.OUR CONTACTS IN THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA AND FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCEHAVE GIVEN US A GO AHEAD ORDER FOR REMITTANCE, SO WE HAVE SET IN MOTIONTHE MACHINERY FOR THE TAKE OFF OF THIS TRANSACTION AND FURTHER ACTION WILLCOMMENCEIMMEDIATELY WE HEAR FROM YOU, WE HAVE AGREED THAT AFTER THE TRANSFER OFTHE MONEY INTO YOUR ACCOUNT, YOU SHALL BE ENTITLED TO 30% THE OFFICIALSAND MY COLLEAGUES SHALL TAKE 65% WHILE 5% SHALL BE MAPPED OUT TO COVER FORLOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL EXPENSES THAT MAY BE INCURRED IN THE COURSE OF THISTRANSACTION.THE NATURE OF YOUR BUSINESS IS NOT PARTICULARLY RELEVANT FOR THE SUCCESSOF THIS TRANSACTION. ALL WE REQUIRE IS YOUR WILLINGNESS TO COOPERATE ANDASSURANCE THAT OUR OWN SHARE WILL BE GIVEN TO US WHEN THIS MONEY IS TRANSFERREDINTO YOUR ACCOUNT.ALL NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS HAVE BEEN TAKEN TO ENSURE A NO RISK SITUATIONON THE SIDES OF BOTH PARTIES AND IT IS BELIEVED THAT THIS TRANSACTION WILLLAST FOR 10 WORKING DAYS, BARRING ANY DELAYS.PLEASE IF THIS PROPOSAL IS ACCEPTABLE TO YOU, OR IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONFEEL FREE TO CONTACT ME THROUGH MY E-MAIL ADDRESS.usmandr_kadiri001@yahoo.co.uk.BEST REGARDS.DR. KADIRI USMAN

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