Thrilling Tales Of Science!!!

Lord Korg, his gold and obsidian mask glinting in the cool blue light of the L.A.S.E.R., turned to face his enemy, Captain Matthew Strong of the Earth Defense Corps. Strong stood legs apart, his fully charged Zap rifle raised and pointed at the Demonic Despot.

"It's over, Korg", said Strong.

"Never!", cried Lord Korg, and touched a switch on his wrist control unit. There was a sound of thunder and a blinding red light. A trans-portal! Strong let loose a volley from his Zap rifle, but it was too late. The portal had closed. Lord Korg was gone.

Silence returned, and the walls and surfaces of the weapon bay regained their former bluish cast. A smell of ozone lingered in the air as Strong activated his Implant-O-Phone and hailed the EDC starship Freedom.

"Delia, he got away, but I think we can track him. If you bypass the positronic relay, and recalibrate the Pan-O-Sonic subcutaneous osprey phaser, I think we might just be able to refocus the sensor array to detect the ionic signature of his transport beam."